We need to make it a FAST Seder! Now what?

There is a 30 minute Seder that you can buy online — regular size, large type and downloadable. They even have music you can order. Look at the website and see if it works for you.
The 30 Minute Seder

Here’s a 10 minute Seder by Rabbi Yonah Bookstein

A 5 minute Seder here.

Here’s a 2 minute Seder from Slate